This evening I was playing Dungeons and Dragons with my friends and the silly idea sprang from the comment of calling Barovia, BRO-via. One of my friends mentioned that the vampires (we're playing Curse of Strahd) are eternal gym rats, yoked and looking for gains! So the idea I had was running a one-shot where the players run around as these yoked vampires just trying to get their gains and be peaceful otherwise.

Chaos would ensue when the locals want to end the vampires for being... well, vampires. The vampires just want people to judge them for their symmetry and overall musculature. The centuries of lifting and dieting and posing for one another has gotten stale. The familiars are too sycophantic to be honest about their gains. And besides, it is not like they can look in the mirror to see their pump! The locals neglect to recognize their gains and only want to slay them. Hilarity occurs and the yoked vampires trek across the sprawling city, trying to find sanctuary, get judged fairly and get a workout in.

Thanks for reading!